Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Room of Clocks

I remember when I was a child; there was a room full of clocks

Each hour of the day, the room was overwhelmed with many strange ticks and tocks

And when I entered the room, I couldn’t be found

I was lost with the realm of clocks; they were all odd shaped and round

Some were wooden, some were tall, and some were shaped like a house

Some were in the shape of a cat, whose eyes wondered the room in search of a mouse

And the eminent grandfather clock, who stood so bold and proud

Loomed over me with its numbered face, it was like a shroud

The clocks were lovable, relaxing and happy

To see one today would make one feel a bit sappy

And I to this day adore the antics of clocks

Admiring every single one of their ticks and tocks

Castle of Despar

With rooms full of perils and scares to raise your hair

The Castle of Despair is a place beyond compare

It is deleterious to all who enter it

Why, one tiny footstep could cause the dragons to have a fit

And the knights standing so gallantly and strong

Will dash you with their swords if one little thing goes wrong

The dungeons are full of spiders; the library is full of killer books

The torture chamber is inhabited by skeletons that were once notorious crooks

And if your dare to cross the deadly bridge

It will collapse and send you right down the endless ridge

Yes the Castle of Despair is no place to roam

So your best bet is to stay right at home

For you may run into vicious goblins and bats

And don’t forget the villainous giant rats!

Adventure on Altar

I stepped into the spaceship, not knowing the truth

There was an alien life form aboard with only one tooth

He said he was traveling to a faraway star

A faraway star with a strange named, Altar

Also aboard the vessel were Spock and ET

And a strange little fellow the size of a flea

We traveled for days on the faraway trek

And when we got to Altar, it was a total wreck

It had been ravaged by a tyrannical fire beast

Who was looking for aliens to turn into a feast

So we got out our daggers, our lasers, our blasters

And summoned the long deceased alien masters

The masters used their spells to conjure up a storm

And soon after came a massive swarm

The swarm took out the beast in several strikes

And to finish him off, they threw him onto a bed of spikes

And I thought to myself, this is too much to handle

I wouldn’t be surprised if Altar was invaded by a giant mutant chicken named Randall.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

A History of Film Written By Derrick Zurn

            When we go to the movies in this day and age, we are often dazzled by grand picture quality, astounding sound and computer generated special effects that keep us on the tips of our seats until the very end. Some of us even get to catch a flick in groundbreaking 3-D, which adds a tremendous amount of realism to our film experience. But one thing is set in the ground, and that is movies, at the very beginning of their prominence, had none of these factors. They were black and white, grainy, and most importantly, they had no sound which made it difficult at times to interpret what was going on upon the silver screen. Films started out as an experiment to capture certain movements and objects, and over the course of the late 1800s and early 1900s, film makers and inventors crafted new cameras and tested many different filming techniques, which believe it or not, are still being used today in modern cinema. One of these inventors was none other than Thomas Edison, who contributed two devices to the filmmaking world, the Kinetograph and the Kinetoscope, which helped to make filmmaking and capturing more fluent and vibrant.

 The oldest surviving film is a two second clip entitled Roundhay Garden Scene, which dates back all the way to 1888. There is nothing really special about this little film, especially by today’s standards, but it is surely fascinating in its own shell. It’s just a bunch of people walking around in circles, but I would go as far to say that it’s one of the greatest motion pictures ever made. It’s short, but has a lot to say, and it’s so interesting knowing that this film is still in existence. There were films made in the 1910s and 1920s that are no longer on the Earth, but this film, a simple, quick little flick that you could watch thousands and thousands of times again, still remains preserved. It’s so short and so corny, but it packs a punch. If you need a film to watch on a Saturday night, I would highly suggest Roundhay Garden Scene, for you could probably watch it hundreds of times within a single hour.
But anyway, the main reason why I am going on and on about this one special clip is because it proved that films could be made, and if the tenacious filmmakers and experimenters worked hard and kept looking on towards the future with strong heads, they could make some pieces of history, pieces of what would eventually become a phenomenon. The Silent Film Era followed, and many revolutionary motion pictures came along to blow the public out of their shoes. As stated earlier, films of the olden days had no synchronous sound, for no methods of matching sound with film were devised by that point. Live musicians and performers would come in while the film was playing to provide the music and sound effects, and at times, the filmmakers would photograph captions to describe what was going on during some of the scenes. However, the special effects that we all know and love in films were not entirely obsolete in the days of film infancy. Filmmakers found ways to provide transitions and speed up certain scenes to add a bit of tension, and they even made eloquent props and set ups to take us to fantasy lands and areas of imagination and glory. One of the earliest films to utilize high quality special effects was Georges Melies’ A Trip To The Moon from 1902, in which there was an incredible close up of an actor whose face was made to look like the moon, adding a bit of fantasy nobody had ever seen in that time period. You may say that it just looks like they covered the guy’s face in cottage cheese, but I think it looks astonishing, especially for 1902.
Other films would come along throughout the decades to build upon the arising film industry. D.W. Griffith hit the ceiling with his 1915 film The Birth of Nation, and although the film sparked uproar for many Americans, it made a lot of money and proved to be a success all over the country. Some films even went on to earn the very first Academy Awards, like the 1927 film Wings, which depicted aircraft pilots during WWI. But the actor who best symbolizes the silent film era, for me at least is Charlie Chaplin, the comedic genius who brought a trademark fun, ingenuity and spunkiness to the cinemas for the first time. His iconic black hat, moustache, and cane have gone on to make him a world renowned figure, for he has made some of the most proclaimed motion pictures of all time, like The Kid, Modern Times, City Lights, and The Great Dictator. Another famous entity of the silent era was Buster Keaton, a comedic genius who also pulled off some of the craziest stunts and gags the film industry has ever known.
So as you can see, films were at the top of their game even in their early years, but filmmakers still struggled to find a way to incorporate sound into films to make the film more whole. Eventually, the “Vitaphone” system was created, and out came the very first feature film to have synchronized dialogue, The Jazz Singer from 1927. In the film, actor Al Jolson’s character, Jakie Rabinowitz takes part in a sing-a-long with his mother, played by Eugenie Besserer, and the first scene with dialogue straight from the actors’ mouths is born, although the rest of the film was silent like many other films of the time. But the success of The Jazz Singer and its one talking scene spawned the Talkie Era of films, and many other movies came along throughout the coming years, following the same formula and method of adding sound to film, eventually resulting in the demise of the silent film era. Of course films still remained in black and white, but gone was the need to have captions explaining every scene of the film, and gone was the need to have musicians and performers come in and provide the film’s music and sound effects. They could add that all in with the newly founded sound technology, which would prove useful for many years following.
The first colored film is said to be A Visit To The Seaside from 1918 which was made with a technology called Kinemacolor, however, a coloring technology known as Technicolor would emerge into greatness in the coming decades. Many films would be made in Technicolor, and many black and white films would be rereleased using the Technicolor technology. Among the famous flicks released in Technicolor are Gone With The Wind, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Ben-Hur, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and the timeless classic, The Wizard of Oz. The Wizard of Oz is often regarded as the first colored film (probably because of its popularity), but the process was used several times by filmmakers beforehand. However, The Wizard of Oz was certainly one of the first films ever to use the Technicolor technology, and the film’s color is meant to have a symbolic notion to characterize each land Dorothy explores throughout the film.
And the evolution of films doesn’t end there. Even after Dorothy’s house landed on the Wicked Witch of the East and Ben-Hur’s chariot swept through the Jerusalem arena, films continued to shape shift and mold into what we define them as today. Filmmakers like Stanley Kubrick revolutionized special effects with his 1967 sci-fi classic, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Steven Spielberg brought us what is often referred to as the first summer blockbuster, Jaws from 1975. But it was the independent filmmaker known as George Lucas that redefined films in general with his little film known as Star Wars, released in 1977, a monumental film that set down the shoes for many other blockbusters to walk in. Star Wars was also the first film ever to feature special effects from Industrial Light and Magic, Lucas’ special effects company that is still in progress today, making the visuals we love to see in series like The Terminator and Transformers. ILM also spawned the animation company known as Pixar, which made the first fully computer animated film, Toy Story, in 1995.
George Lucas and Tomlinson Holman also contributed the THX technology (named after Lucas’ first film, THX 1138) for better sound and picture quality on the movie screen. The first film ever to carry out the THX wonder was Return of the Jedi from 1983, and the technology was also used to restore and refurbish many acclaimed Disney films throughout the mid-1990s. The technology is also used for gaming consoles, car radios, home videos, even computer speakers, and the THX “Deep Note” can be heard briefly before some football games. THX technology would lead to many discoveries in digital picture quality. So, you could say that THX helped create High Definition and Widescreen movie formats we see in current motion pictures.
So as we have explored, movies started out as simple recordings, then they evolved into something bigger than anything we could ever interpret in our skulls. Now, we have the color, we have the effective sound to blow our ears off, and we have the special effects to bring someone’s visions to reality, someone’s dreams in front of the faces of millions. It’s a blast to look and see how films have progressed over the century, and even if some of them are as old as Egyptian pyramids, they still capture an essence and efficiency that can’t be matched, an essence and efficiency that many blockbusters and Hollywood charms would mimic throughout the progression of the film industry. And films are a part of us, a part of our culture and way of life, and aside from giving us unforgettable imagery and some of the most well-known movie quotes to spring from somebody’s lips, movies can teach us a thing or two, a thing or two about life and how to solve some of the most engaging problems we never thought we’d encounter in our travels. That’s why we admire films so much, for they display creativity and what really can soar within the brain of a filmmaker. To quote Steven Spielberg:
Every time I go to a movie, it's magic, no matter what the movie's about.”

A Short Review of Metropolis for the School Newspaper

Metropolis (1927) Movie Review

                                                                           By Derrick Zurn

When the word Metropolis comes to mind, we often think of muscular caped superheroes running from telephone booths or diabolical menaces developing super weapons to take over the world. But would you believe that there was in fact a film released in 1927 to first carry the Metropolis name, many years before the existence of Superman? Well, this old but good sci-fi adventure carries a lot of thrills, chills, and spills, especially for 1927, and to this day remains one of the very many films to shape the science fiction genre into what it is defined as nowadays. So, if you really ponder on the matter, we probably wouldn’t have our Star Trek films, our Star Wars films, or our Back to the Future films if this film didn’t come along to inspire the minds of the filmmakers who have brought those acclaimed movies to the table. Metropolis was ahead of its time, and I mean ahead of its time, for the film is set in the not so distant future in a very different Earth, an Earth split into two different groups of individuals. And even if the film is befuddling by today’s barriers, it’s still a pleasure to watch if you are a sci-fi purist like me, and I would even go as far to say that it is one of the greatest accomplishments ever to be recorded on film. The special effects, the tension and drama, even the facial expressions of the silent movie actors, they all add layers to this masterpiece and make it contemporary. It’s almost like you’re in another dimension, being swept off your feet by visual stunning entities and cheesy looking, high tech machinery and equipment. And when you’re done watching the adventure, and you leave the other dimension, you are overwhelmed by extreme illusion and artistry, illusion and artistry only Fritz Lang, the director of Metropolis could pull off. Lang efforts to make a powerful and effective epic for the silent movie era were nothing more than genius, and proved that imagination dwelling within one’s brain could be put to great use.

What I like most about the film is that the silent, quiet nature really compliments the film’s overall tone and expression. It’s a film with a lot to say even though it’s silent. It’s neither a fast paced film nor a film that will put you to sleep in a matter of minutes; it’s a film that is meant to make you wonder, a film that makes you think quite a bit. What if the world we were living in was an entirely different place? What if the rich got richer and the poor were forced to work to death? What if the characteristics of one human being could be transferred into the cybernetic workings of a robot? It makes you feel puzzled at times, but it’s good puzzling, and it really makes you wonder what will happen next in Metropolis’ futuristic world. The special effects, though primitive, also put the icing on the cake when it comes to making the film seem a whole lot bigger. It’s incredible seeing all the abstract looking skyscrapers and flying vehicles, and I just couldn’t do a review of Fritz Lang’s greatest work without acknowledging the grand jewel of the film, the iconic character that made robots a household name for the first time. Of course I’m talking about the film’s robotic character, Maria, one of the very first robots ever to be depicted in cinema. Before there was the Terminator or Rosie of The Jetsons, we had this gold plated female automaton to get our amazement juices flowing, and the incredible robotic movements and mannerisms of the character really make you think it’s an actual robot rather than a performer in a costume. Of course Maria would go on to become the inspiration for C-3P0 and many other classic robot characters seen throughout the flicks, and along with the mighty ape, King Kong, I would rank Maria high on my list of “Movie Magic” grand mamas.

Of course Metropolis has been remastered several times throughout the years, but I am aware that the film’s original version has been released on DVD somewhere along the road. Personally, I don’t mind what version of the epic story it is, because it’s the same beloved tale many sci-fi buffs have come to love these past 85 years. It’s got the same action and suspense, the same flow and embodiment, and overall, the same grand fantasy feeling only science fiction films could set down on the ground. If you want something entirely different from your average movie genre, or if you want to see the film where sci-fi flicks really took off, Metropolis is your pot of gold to behold, and I can’t tell you how much this film has inspired me in the art of storytelling and liberating my creative visions. It’s a film made in 1927, and it has as many thrills, chills, and spills as any Star Wars or Lord of the Rings installment. Just goes to show how many minutes, hours, weeks, months, even years went into creating this impressive piece of the sci-fi pie, a film that obviously took risks, but ultimately proved victorious in the end. It also has a real devious looking mad scientist character named Rotwang, and who doesn’t love to snicker at devious mad scientist characters, huh?