Adventure on Altar

I stepped into the spaceship, not knowing the truth

There was an alien life form aboard with only one tooth

He said he was traveling to a faraway star

A faraway star with a strange named, Altar

Also aboard the vessel were Spock and ET

And a strange little fellow the size of a flea

We traveled for days on the faraway trek

And when we got to Altar, it was a total wreck

It had been ravaged by a tyrannical fire beast

Who was looking for aliens to turn into a feast

So we got out our daggers, our lasers, our blasters

And summoned the long deceased alien masters

The masters used their spells to conjure up a storm

And soon after came a massive swarm

The swarm took out the beast in several strikes

And to finish him off, they threw him onto a bed of spikes

And I thought to myself, this is too much to handle

I wouldn’t be surprised if Altar was invaded by a giant mutant chicken named Randall.